i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I have already put on my inside pants.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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