I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Someone shit on the floor
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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