Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
