so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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