the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I could fuck to npr.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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