I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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