How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
