dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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