she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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