I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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