quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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