If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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