I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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