is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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