strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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