he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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