I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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