hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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