Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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