so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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