if i died would you start the facebook group?
Farmville is her only friend.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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