i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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