Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ketchup is God's man juice
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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