carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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