hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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