You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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