Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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