my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do vagina's smell?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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