i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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