3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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