if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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