So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
