Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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