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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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  wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?

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• (310): View more from California

  Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room

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• (510): View more from California

  Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've fallen from my one moral pedestal

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.

  (224): View more from Illinois

  That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.

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• (818): View more from California

  With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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