So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.