Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....

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(443): View more from Maryland

i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Are you okay?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(817): View more from Texas

Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.

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(404): View more from Georgia

on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

i can respect that.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.

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