I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed