We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's never too late to be topless.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
God I need to hump something, right now.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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