I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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