i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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