Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
home. puking in laundry basket.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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