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(859): View more from Kentucky

I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.

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Thanks for throwing up on me.

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(859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night. (1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me. http://tfl.nu/msvj

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(206): View more from Washington

I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner

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(206): I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner http://tfl.nu/6elk

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(404): View more from Georgia

Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.

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(404): Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again. http://tfl.nu/0won

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(847): as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window http://tfl.nu/5gk2

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(314): View more from Missouri

so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever

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(314): so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever http://tfl.nu/0876

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?

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lets deal with that after we figure out where i am

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(832): why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen? (713): lets deal with that after we figure out where i am http://tfl.nu/0phs

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online

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(319): I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online http://tfl.nu/tzby

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(404): View more from Georgia

I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.

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(404): I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit. http://tfl.nu/bfom

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(707): View more from California

I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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(707): I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor http://tfl.nu/hlsl

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.

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(828): I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh. http://tfl.nu/gg69

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

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Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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(610): Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on (484): Who said I was judging? More like congratulating. http://tfl.nu/coiy

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still banned from the library?

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(313): Are we still banned from the library? http://tfl.nu/xtiu

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(443): View more from Maryland

I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.

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(443): I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done. http://tfl.nu/8szd

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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(662): We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings. http://tfl.nu/gskc

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(720): View more from Colorado

This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.

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(720): This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you. http://tfl.nu/ixe4

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