you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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