We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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