i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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