the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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