Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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