I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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