Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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