i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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