we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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