I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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