It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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