chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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