I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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