I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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